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Finally, someone appreciates Jughead.

I just wanted to write and say I really enjoyed reading your !!! review. I always appreciate it when people say nice things about my writing, so unless you're a lot more famous and worshipped-by-many than I realise, you'll be the same. It told me all I need to know about my London pal's "fave new band" without actually having to listen to them. And by the sounds of it, that's a really good thing. I also had a good laugh at the junior high swearing guys meeting at band camp. So thanks.

Cheers
Damian.
New Zeland

Someone has variety issues.

I went to the Go Jimmy Go concert last week at Ashkenaz.

I wanted to find out who I needed to contact in regards to complaining about Solemite being on the bill!

I talked two friends into going to a "cool SKA show" with me on saturday night! My buddy plays in The Soul Captives and we went to have a good time. After Solemite came on my friends left and had no desire to come back!

I thought we were all going to a SKA show! Who was the brainsurgeon who put Solemite on the same bill? I would like to know! Half the building emptied and everyone who stayed, complained afterward! Please keep a SKA show just that; SKA!

thanks
michael

Sometimes we have to alert the authorities.

Wow, ur a dumb bitch christina ...

Coheed's lyrics are based off their comic book "Coheed and Cambria"
Coheed takes huge shits in your mouth christina.
The vocals and the guitar riffs are different, but thats what they are aiming for.
If you really listen to the albumits fucking bomb nuggies.
I like emo but it all sounds the same somtimes
and Coheed And Cambria is exactly what everyone needs a lil dose of.
i cant believe you ripped into them as hard as you did, i understand everyone
has their own opinions, but a band like coheed shouldnt be critisized, bands like
simple plan, bowling for soup, and yellowcard have some serious problems with
producing good music. As a commentator on a website you think you would be
open-minded with different types of music such as coheed's prog-emo-punk which
i think is creative. Coheed is like no other band ive heard before and for that reason
In Keeping Secrets is my album of choice. once again im so so so disappointed that
you went and said what you did, if i knew where you lived i would break into your house,
tie you to a chair, and duct-tape some enormous headphones around your head and blast
some coheed in you're head while you watch me rip some mad air guitar solos with my
weiner exposed. I suggest you buy a ticket to Coheed And Cambria and Underoath, and
then write back and tell me how fuckin tight they are LIVE!

--Max Fucking Brenizer--

Please send us your next album - we promise to be impartial now.

Hello,
We have received 150-200 reviews for our debut album Safety In Numbers and I must say that this was the most ignorant one. Why bother to review an album like this if you don't take the time to
listen carefully.

Cheers.

/Marcus
Surrounded

Another dissatisfied cock-wanker.

I just got done reading your shitty review of Between The Buried And Me's album, The Silent Circus and I have to say I fully disagree. First of all, from your bio - "I listen to Fugazi really loud and jump around my apartment whenever I have the opportunity. I like NPR, Depeche Mode, geology, Simpsons, Petula Clark, the Pixies, and the Cramps." With your interests, we can see you don't know shit about music and have no idea what talent is. Between the Buried and Me's SECOND not first CD, (dumbass) "The Silent Circus" is an amazing display of technical skill and musical diversity. Their *awkward* "switch from grindcore to whiny emo on a dime" is nothing but genius. Their songs are not only as technical as shit, but beautiful as fuck. (Note - shit/fuck = good) I'm not gonna sit here and bash you for an hour, but I'm totally blown away by your lack of knowledge and taste in music. Take your Depeche Mode cd, sell it, and p! ut all 50 cents you get from it into buying a clue as to what real talent is.

Feel free to write me back with a cock wanking email. (the word cock strangely appears a lot in your review)

Love,
Brandon.

There's something about Ted that makes it impossible to dislike him (Surrounded should take note).

Hey Ted.....just wanna say THANKS! for the so-so review ;-)

If you don't mind - we've put an agouti link on our site and also used your review in our press pkg. If there's a problem with that let me know k.

It seems there's always something to do (ie: work) with the band and it's great to have support from people we don't even know. I hope things are going good for you ...and hopefully one day down the road we'll be able to get together...maybe see who the real Simpsons trivia champ is!!

Take care and keep in touch...

Troy

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010